Frights, Fangs, and Healthcare Nightmares in Winning Halloween Haikus – KFF Health News

What’s scarier than ghosts and goblins? How about measles, unaffordable dental care, and an insurance claim denied by artificial intelligence?

Nearly 80 healthcare-themed haikus crept into our inbox this Halloween season. Meet the winners of KFF Health News’ eighth annual Halloween haiku contest below.

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1st Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/KFF Health News; Haiku: DJ Zelle)

Which is scarier?
Jack-o’-lanterns and ghouls, or
Measles and lettuce?

— DJ Zelle


2nd Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/KFF Health News; John Fedyna)

3rd Place

(Illustration: Oona Zenda/KFF Health News; Chris Savage)

While Halloween may be coming to an end, KFF Health News reporting continues year-round.Send us your haikusat any time for possible inclusion in our Morning Briefing:https://kffhealthnews.org/contact-haiku/.


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